A Little Advice-Part 2
Obinna Ubabukoh
Issue date: 8/20/05 Section: opinion
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Congratulations for proving your academic mettle in being admitted to Vanderbilt. For some of you however, social acclimatization might prove more difficult than the academic adaptation. Thus, we here at Versus would like to aid you in your futile attempts with the top Vanderbilt conversation starters.
10. You are the nicest person I ever threw up on...
9. This was my last choice for a freshmen seminar too!
8. Join the "Coalition of the Willing"...to kill OWL.
7. I bet are just as tan on your fake ID as you are in real life!
6. OASIS...argh!
5. I hear this is how they break your will: long lines, expensive meal plans, and few French toast sticks.
4. Soooo, sexiled?
3. Do the squirrels where you're from like half-empty Heinekens and PF Chang's too?
2. After drunkenly groping you, I should prolly introduce thyself...
1. My stars, a Negro!